Smurphtastic

breadmaakesyoufat:

815-oceanic:

do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “im looking at my eyes with my eyes”

I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

popularmeme:

so.. Genital<3

popularmeme:

so.. Genital<3

bleu:

look, i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.